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The Lady and the Bet

A little old lady went into the bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag
of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the
bank to open a savings account because , "it's a lot of money!" After
much hemming and hawing, the bank staff ushered her into the
president's office ( the customer is always right! ). The bank
president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She
replied, " $165,000!" und dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curios as to how she came by all this cash,
so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash
around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, " I make
bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you
like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000
that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay,
but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with
me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the bonfident
president. That night, got very nervous about the bet and spent a long
time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turninmg from side to
side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure
that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he
would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the
little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She
introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000
says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the
bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could
all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, okay," said the
president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure." Just, then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly
banging his head ahainst the wall. The president asked the old lady,
"What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied "Nothing,
except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of
Canada's president's balls in my hand."

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